THE ASTROLOGER:
Some strange horoscopes delivered to you at the discretion of the heavens. Your fortune, as determined by celestial powers beyond mortal comprehension delivered to your podcatcher app of choice. Find out if luck is on your side this week, discover if that special someone is secretly plotting your demise, or maybe skip past the suggestion that you’re the one fucking up your own life. Faceless figures, mystic enchantments, and a creeping sense of dread- all this and more can be yours for the low cost of nothing if you subscribe today to Some Strange Horoscopes.
A microfiction series delivered to you in the form of a list of horoscopes.
The passing shadow will cause the night to wink at you. The light will reveal something important to your heart, but you can only hold onto it if you make the choice to listen.
Also, you should wink back, the night is totally hitting on you.
Some Strange Horoscopes will debut on March 17th. Tune in to hear your fortune. Feel powerless to defeat your fate.
Or don’t. What’s the worst that could happen?
LUNATINX:
Some Strange Horoscopes is a passion project by myself, LunaTinx, and Pinion. The podcast and the elements used in making this podcast have been Licensed via a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International license.
The Astrologer was played by Pinion. Some Strange Horoscopes is written by LunaTinx.
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Thank you for listening, Much Love.


