The Cult of the Malicious Honey Bee
You have been working hard at something. Stick it out for your reward.
The Doubting Wheel
The heavens say “fronds”. Nothing else. Does that mean something to you? No, it’s definitely not “friends” , it’s “fronds”. Your fortune is “fronds”. Yeah………
Fronds.
The Risk of Saint Shingleraine
Your lucky day is tomorrow. Not in a literal sense, obviously. Tomorrow is always on the horizon, and just like your fortune, its precipice is unreachable.
The Sunlit Poet
You will see someone beautiful this week, someone you have perhaps passed by before without noting, but this time something about them will capture your attention so completely you will be quite injured when you walk into traffic.
The Smoke that Smells of Cherries
Finding yourself wishing you had more friends? The secret to making them is embracing embarrassment. Alternatively; consider a fulfilling life as a hermit, which is never embarrassing!
The Gregarious Monarch
Smile. There are at least thirty-four million people in the world. That’s at least thirty million friends you haven’t met yet.
The Pious Servant of the Delicate Finch
Go outside and close your eyes. Take time to listen to the sounds of the world around you. Identify individual sounds one at a time. Make a list you never write down. Go for a walk. No- obviously open your eyes first. Sigh. Take instructions less literally or misfortune will befall you.
The Serpent Under Crystal
Your reputation for elegance precedes you. This can be used to your advantage. When you need to make an excuse for an error simply reply that you meant to do it that way. Your lucky color is #49796B.
The Reveler’s Folly
The song that has been stuck in your head may be trying to tell you something.
The Whimsical Limping Hare
This week you are feeling grounded enough to spread mirth to others. You may be wondering where the best place to start would be. I recommend puns. Everyone loves puns without exception. Consider Orion’s Belt, it’s a real waist of space. That sort of joke is at least three out of five stars.
The Creed of the Librarian
Your intelligence can be used to help others in their creative endeavors. It can also be used to hinder them. It can also be used for neither of those things. Many such cases.
The Vestal Mantis
A good rule of thumb is to breathe through the pain. There are some pains however, that require more. You deserve to scream. You think you don’t need to? Yes you do. What you need most is the honest expression of how you feel.
The Spinning Plate’s Gasp
Find a landmark and work your way toward it. If you meet someone on your path, smile at them, as it’s the right thing to do. All we have in this world are things we think are right.
The Coyote Who Kissed the Heretic
This week, focus on friendship. Try something new in the company of others and don’t try to impress anyone. Exalt in the euphoria of experience, and do not think twice about winners, losers, or, especially lovers.
The Vogue
If every apple is a poison apple it is time to get tested for allergies. You have a reputation for being witty, sarcastic, and playful but in your personal life you’ve forged close bonds with those who know your vulnerable side. Your lucky scent is lemon pie.
The Stag-Headed Bull-Hoofed Rooster
You may find yourself in the awkward position of having someone you’ve wronged suddenly having power over you. Offering an apology is a surefire way to resolve tension before things come to a head, but obviously that would be the chicken thing to do.
The Ship Who Never Errs
If you follow the leader long enough you become the one who leads.
