The Cult of the Malicious Honey Bee
Someone in your life will come to you seeking comfort, resist the urge to offer them brutal honesty. Expect a new responsibility that will change your life temporarily.
The Doubting Wheel
You spend a lot of time worrying about things that ultimately turn out okay. This time however, things aren’t just going to turn out okay. Things are going to turn out wonderful. And you’ll have spent the week before worrying anyway.
The Risk of Saint Shingleraine
Think carefully before you light anything else on fire. What was funny at first is becoming very annoying what with all the screaming. Sometimes it is your problem that others cannot take a joke.
The Sunlit Poet
The secret to maintaining a long term relationship is taking a second when you feel the urge to start the same old argument. Then looking directly into your partner’s eyes and fluttering your eyelashes. Then commence arguing.
The Smoke that Smells of Cherries
Your efforts to give up bad habits have paid off. Consider rewarding yourself with a little treat. Your lucky flower is tobacco.
The Gregarious Monarch
The true sweetness of friendship is having people to boss around who are used to it by now.
The Pious Servant of the Delicate Finch
You should take time for yourself to rest. If you do not, the rest will come anyway, and it will be inconvenient for everyone. It would be terribly selfish of you to inconvenience anyone else more than you have to, right?
The Serpent Under Crystal
Reveal your true colors to someone at work and you will find yourself in hot water, little Serpent. It is best to keep things professional in the office. If the damage is already done, all you can do is hide.
The Reveler’s Folly
Someone has lit you on fire. Sometimes a joke goes too far. Learn to extinguish yourself or burn. Either way, stop screaming, for heaven’s sake.
The Whimsical Limping Hare
There is something magical about this time of year. You are not the only one who feels it. Make plans to share a meal with friends. A full table will bring you many blessings.
The Creed of the Librarian
It is not safe to leave your house. Nothing bad will befall you if you leave, but you’re being a real pill lately and it’s having an effect on others.
The Vestal Mantis
There are more ways to care for others than the ones you usually reach for. You need to try a broader approach. If you always cook for them, you could offer to join them on one of their hobbies. If you usually talk things over with them, consider instead offering to just listen. If you typically offer prayers for them in the moonlit glade, consider relocating to a tropical beach or a blackened cavern.
The Spinning Plate’s Gasp
You find yourself in a maze with many different passages. You wander, lost. Do not despair, as that is what the maze wants and you should not give it what it wants. Everything looks the same but it isn’t.
The Coyote Who Kissed the Heretic
When you meet someone new it is easy to get caught up in the excitement. Protecting your heart is important, but also you should take a step back to think about this a little bit… before you get caught stalking them.
The Vogue
Acknowledging the calls in the dark will only make you seem insensitive. You have found yourself front and center not once but twice and by all accounts you’re crushing it.
The Stag-Headed Bull-Hoofed Rooster
You are the only one who can ever make you reach your own potential. Wear the color red to show you are powerful. Do not take no as an answer.
The Ship Who Never Errs
You understand that “Going through” something is a bad thing, right? Because there is a very avoidable tragedy right in front of you, and it seems like you’re headed straight for it.
