(Except for Greg. Greg’s fine. The stars think you’re great!)
The Cult of the Malicious Honey Bee
Be careful who you place your trust in. Someone is trying to bring you onto their side of an argument. Hear out both sides before you choose.
The Doubting Wheel
You are moving on from a painful cycle to a more positive one. Soon. Any day now. Just hang in there. Not today either? Hmm. You must be doing something wrong.
The Risk of Saint Shingleraine
There is a big opportunity that may pass by without your notice. Take care you do not miss it. If you let this chance pass you by you won’t get another opportunity like this in your lifetime. Only $999.99!
The Sunlit Poet
Unlike others you know happiness cannot be bought. Happiness can only be stolen in fleeting moments found between beats. Beats in conversation. Beats in a song. Beats of your heart. You must find its rhythm.
The Smoke that Smells of Cherries
There is a certain enchantment in your ability to meet someone and have them immediately feel like you will be someone momentous in their life to come. Literally, your wicked spells have infected scores. The damage of their thoughtless devotion is immeasurable.
The Gregarious Monarch
Try not to take on too many of other’s personal problems. An exciting new development will lead to more fulfillment in your work life. Wear more orange for luck.
The Pious Servant of the Delicate Finch
Offer extremely personal advice to your friends and family. They will not follow it, but it may offer them valuable insight into what is wrong with you.
The Serpent Under Crystal
There is something you desire to spend liberally on, but if you show restraint even greater reward may appear in the future. Fortune favors those who wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait...
The Reveler’s Folly
When you lose something, rather than dwelling on it, focus on mourning and moving on. You do not actually need your wallet to get home.
The Whimsical Limping Hare
Sometimes your dreams wake you. You cry and shiver in fear over what you have lost. Do your best to laugh every day- that is what haunts the dreams of those who took things from you.
The Creed of the Librarian
The road to hell is paved with metaphor, contrivance, euphemism, idolatry, disdain, and deception. All things you’re pretty comfortable with, so maybe watch out for that.
The Vestal Mantis
Take the time to ask yourself if the task you set yourself to is one that was asked of you. Has someone else assigned you this? Is it expected of you by anyone other than yourself? Who really deserves your resentment?
The Spinning Plate’s Gasp
The darkness of the forest eventually recedes. The wall before you appears insurmountable, but only if you try to climb it. You decide to go around.
The Coyote Who Kissed the Heretic
They’re cheating on you.
The Vogue
You’ve had to sit down and take a moment to breathe. While you enjoy many benefits of a busy life in the public eye, lately it seems to be making those around you go a bit off the rails. An ex is speaking out about how hard the breakup has been, rumors that you’ve been pursued by a renowned giant have been exaggerated, and being involved in the arrest of an anxious beauty has your current journey under increased surveillance.
The Stag-Headed Bull-Hoofed Rooster
Unlike others you know happiness cannot be bought. Happiness can only be stolen in fleeting moments found between beatings. Beating those who are weaker than you. Beating those who would beat you. Beating those who never saw you coming. You must plunder.
The Ship Who Never Errs
You work best when there are others you can count on to keep their heads down and keep everything moving smoothly. Which is a nice way of saying as soon as something goes wrong you become everyone else’s problem.
